We may have the solution.
More accurately, Sarah Neuburger may have the solution and she has graciously consented to share a little piece of adorable with us.
We've just received this collection of labels and stickers.
That's right, your snail mail could now feature smug snails!
And if what you're really looking for isn't adhesive but the stuff to which one might affix said adhesives, Sarah has provided a handy alternative.
The cards address a number of different card-giving scenarios, such as
1) declaration of (thumb) war
2) birthday cheer wishes
3) "you're pretty great" acknowledgments.
All of this to say, if you're in the market for unbearably cute, this is just the thing for you.